Fashion Don'ts. Just Don't.

You know what I hate about as much as people who hate me? Ladies who do NOT know how to dress for themselves.  So here's my rant, where I will bitch about everything I hate seeing girls wear.

1) Booty shorts, skimpy tank tops, and Ugg boots. At the same fucking time. 
Believe it or not, girls actually do that in the summer where I live.  So let's just back up a bit.. if it's hot enough outside to wear minimal clothing, why the fuck would you need to wear Uggs with it? If you're going to wear them, do it with tucked in jeans or yoga pants.  Not with fucking shorts on.  I promise that if you go out in public wearing that, you will be asked 
for sex by a sugar daddy on a street corner. And I do not live in a city.

2) Clothing that's six sizes too small.
So I understand the want for a skinny, tight figure. Believe me, I want it too! (Ehem, I workout bitches.  I'll blog about that sometime, I'm sure.)  But come on-- just because you WANT to be a size two doesn't mean you ARE a size two.  I am not in any way being prejudice towards 'bigger people' or anything, I am just saying that if the clothes don't fit, don't fucking wear them.  That could be the same situation for a size two wearing a size one.  You're going to be spilling out and hit with flying buttons all day.

3) Girls at the gym/sports practices that treat it like the runway.
This pretty much speaks for itself.  You're at the gym, and you see this bitch over in Victoria's Secret sweat pants and some tight, show-your-cleavage-the-best-you-can tank top, still wearing her jewelry from that day.  You giggle a little bit as she chomps her gum and cluelessly stares at an exercise ball, but it's still annoying, nonetheless.  You're there to exercise, not pick up guys.  Put your tits away and pick up a dumbbell. I don't see the need for your boobs to hang out while you're working out, anyway, because flopping around slows you down.

4) People who wear the same article of clothing, day after day.
I personally think that we should not have to see people do this, but I guess there's a small price to pay for eyesight.  I cannot stand when somebody wears the same shirt four days in a row.  You have more tops.  In fact, I KNOW you have more tops.  Wash that fucker and throw something clean on.

5) People who don't dress appropriately according to their age. 
Hey, you're about 23.  So please tell me.. why the fuck are you dressed like a 16-year-old girl getting ready to go to a high school party?  And a reverse question for the 16-year-old, why the fuck are you dressed like a college woman on her 21st birthday?  I'm not going to explain this much more, mainly because if I do it'll go on for about another page.

I could go on for ages about what pisses me off in a wardrobe, but that'd take days to type up. 

**I did not intend to offend anyone, and I truly apologize if I did.  My blog, my opinions. Thanks for reading!**

Hey y'all! I'm assuming most of you know me through my anonymous twitter, @_northerngirl . (Self-advertisement isn't always terrible, right? Attention whore status tonight, apparently.)  I am going to attempt blogging at least once a week, probably more once I'm out for the summer, and see how it goes.  My life is.. well, never interesting.  But I thought I'd give this a shot, see how it goes and who actually enjoys it, and go from there.  Until I think of something particularly interesting to post about, here's a picture of a baby sloth.  I don't care what you have to say about it growing up to rape us all, it's adorable as fuck.  

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Put the link just so I'm not thrown in jail and shit.